The Crew




“The sea is everything. It covers seven tenths of the terrestrial globe…”

Meet our crew of somewhat able seamen!

Co-Founder and Head Writer

West is a nightmare choking on seawater and scales. He wishes to sing very prettily for you by the sea shore. But the sea shanties he sings, one can’t always be sure of… He won’t try to drown you. He swears. 

Co-Founder and Editor In Chief

Oscar is at the helm. Does he know how to navigate? or steer? Maybe.